Patriots Rule! (but not as much as the Bruins)
Dear New York Giants,
This Sunday, the Patriots are gonna get ‘Into the Groove’ and send you to your sad, off-season ‘Holiday’. Use anything you can to try to win, ‘Like a Prayer’, but it won’t work. You may think it’s in ‘Vogue’ to reflect back on your Super Bowl XLII victory, but this time the Patriots will ‘Keep It Together’ and beat you. The Patriots will toy with you, giving you a ‘Ray of Light’, but in the end it’ll be ‘Bye Bye Baby’ and off you’ll go. It’s true that you will ‘Live to Tell’ the world about your loss, but ‘Like A Virgin’, you’ll still be sore and crying the next day. This year’s Super Bowl winner will not be ‘True Blue’, it’ll be Pat Patriot, because you guys ain’t got no ‘Lucky Star’ to guide you.
Go Patriots!
Love, Joe
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